Season Review – 2015 Stats

As we all know, this year has been a tough one – but it has been made better by the excitement of (near) weekly stats updates and the creation of our three new awards… Man of the Match, Moment of the Match and Fluffer. The final stats report of the year can be found here…
After a tough year and a great Christmas party, it now leaves me with the final task of listing the winners (and losers) for this year:

Man of the Year: Nick “GOOOOAAALLLSSS” Shute and Andy “Goal Hanger” Ogg (7)

Magic Moments: Phil “Pre-match poo” Richards & Nick Shute

Mother Fluffer: Arguably the most sought after prize this year. The top prize, for those of you not at the Christmas Party was a DVD. A DVD that some critics (and these are real Amazon reviews)…

Piste legend: “starts small but grows into something bigger”

Big Daddy: “Delivers more than it promises”

Anon: “soft to the core”

Peter: “A great representation of the soft core porn industry”

Is this about the DVD or the winner of this award? We will never know… but, the winner, with 6 Fluffs was: Phil “I love Wood” Richards


Best Social Moment: Stu Leaving

Biggest Summer Signing: Tadija “I’m not sure Orca are my sort of team” Popovic

Hardest Life outside of Polo: Dan “Irn Bru” Bedford

Where’s Wally: Gary “there he is” Bowen


Catas Trophy: John “Punchy” Holah – 31

Norbert Cup / Golden Hand: Nick “didn’t break 100” Shute (93)

Club Award: Ed Gamble – for having to deal with you lot every week!!


Only thing to say now is thanks for a great year, and let’s keep up the good work in the Thames league (2 wins so far)

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May Social

May Social – Confirmed – 8th May


Social is booked and arranged for 8th May – put it in your calendars and make sure you are free!! Plan is to meet in Clapham at 7 and move on to Rodizio on the High Street for 7.30. After getting our fill of delicious Brazilian meat, it is on to tavern of disrepute before we put on our dancing shoes and show Infernos what it is missing!!

I’ll see you there for some Jager bombs!!

Forza Narwhali!!