| Name | Adam Birman |
| Nickname(s) | ATTJ, Horse, Convict |
| Awards | Services to the Club / Tour 2014 |
| Height | Beneath us… |
| Weight | 100% Prime Aussie Beef |
| Position | In a Walkabout |
| 2014 Appearances | 1 (plus Tour) |
| 2014 Goals | 0 |
| 2014 Majors | 2 |
| Brutality Rating | 2.0 |
| Alcohol Liability | 7/10 – Takes what he is given, gets what he deserves… |
| Biog | Our only Southern Hemisphere representative. Traveled to Europe just to go on tour. Eager as a puppy to please – loves a pinting!! |
