| Name | Chris Mann |
| Nickname(s) | Mr. Potato Head, Moto, Major Limoncello, Glug |
| Awards | Best secret Brewer 2014 |
| Height | Reducing |
| Weight | Increasing |
| Position | Wallower |
| 2014 Appearances | 20 |
| 2014 Goals | 20 |
| 2014 Majors | 8 |
| Brutality Rating | 0.4 |
| Alcohol Liability | 7/10 – likely to be found passed out half in, half out his tent. Brews a mean Limoncello… |
| Biog | Slowly falling apart as injuries take their toll. Always a core participant in any drinking event – just don’t ask him about his “pills”… |
