| Name | Dan Bedford |
| Nickname(s) | Ginge. Mr Grumpy. Mr Really Rather Angry, Irn Bru |
| Awards | |
| Height | Average |
| Weight | Rivals The Pen Dog in the gym stakes |
| Position | The Pit |
| 2014 Appearances | 10 |
| 2014 Goals | 37 |
| 2014 Majors | 6 |
| Brutality Rating | 0.2 |
| Alcohol Liability | 1/10 – a true champion of drinking in moderation |
| Biog | Would be pressing for the Hot Shot title if he could be bothered. And didn’t live in Glasgow. An angry ginge living in Scotland? Who would have thunk it…. |
