| Name | Ed Gamble |
| Nickname(s) | Gimli, Destroyer of Rings, Weeble |
| Awards | Fluffer of the year 2015 (elect) |
| Height | Dwarfish |
| Weight | 91kg he claims, we think there’s a digit missing somewhere |
| Position | Everywhere and yet nowhere. |
| 2014 Appearances | 23 |
| 2014 Goals | 8 |
| 2014 Majors | 19 |
| Brutality Rating | 2.4 |
| Alcohol Liability | 6/10 – A big fan of showing off his pole dancing moves |
| Biog | Ed assures us he provides more assists than anyone else in the squad. He also assures us he is pretty much a very big deal. He has the acceleration and turning circle of an oil tanker but the top speed of speedboat. It’s just a pity we don’t play in 100m pool really. |
