|Nickname(s)||Gimli, Destroyer of Rings, Weeble|
|Awards||Fluffer of the year 2015 (elect)|
|Weight||91kg he claims, we think there’s a digit missing somewhere|
|Position||Everywhere and yet nowhere.|
|Alcohol Liability||9/10 – A big fan of showing off his pole dancing moves|
|Biog||Ed assures us he provides more assists than anyone else in the squad. He also assures us he is pretty much a very big deal. He has the acceleration and turning circle of an oil tanker but the top speed of speedboat. It’s just a pity we don’t play in 100m pool really.
The chief and only recorder of Narwhal stats despite his innumeracy.