Ed Gamble

Squad No. 9
Birthday 20th October 1988
Age 30
Name Ed Gamble
Nickname(s) Gimli, Destroyer of Rings, Weeble
Awards Fluffer of the year 2015 (elect)
Height Dwarfish
Weight 91kg he claims, we think there’s a digit missing somewhere
Position Everywhere and yet nowhere.
2014 Appearances 23
2014 Goals 8
2014 Majors 19
Brutality Rating 2.4
Alcohol Liability 6/10 – A big fan of showing off his pole dancing moves
Biog Ed assures us he provides more assists than anyone else in the squad. He also assures us he is pretty much a very big deal. He has the acceleration and turning circle of an oil tanker but the top speed of speedboat. It’s just a pity we don’t play in 100m pool really.

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