| Name | Gary Bowen |
| Nickname(s) | Richard, Judge Bowen |
| Awards | Catas Trophy 2014 |
| Height | Average |
| Weight | Wirey |
| Position | Head in hands, whilst the opposition swim off him |
| 2014 Appearances | 26 |
| 2014 Goals | 7 |
| 2014 Majors | 20 |
| Brutality Rating | Brutal – current holder of Catas Trophy |
| Alcohol Liability | 1/10 – unheralded endurance and stamina |
| Biog | Gary has played for the Narwhals for over 100 years and was a stalwart of our National League Division five winning team of 1917. Hasn’t learned to swim with his head up in all this time neither. Legendary. |
