| Name | John Holah |
| Nickname(s) | Thug |
| Awards | Catas Trophy 2013 |
| Height | Tall |
| Weight | Thuggish |
| Position | Pit defence – rarely wanders out of our half |
| 2014 Appearances | 15 |
| 2014 Goals | 18 |
| 2014 Majors | 19 |
| Brutality Rating | 1.1 |
| Alcohol Liability | Unknown – needs to get back on the social ladder |
| Biog | An ever present menace in our defence. Holah regularly challenges for the Catas Trophy by brutalising the opposition. If only he trained more… |