| Name | Luke Penfold |
| Nickname(s) | Flunked Pole, The Pen Dog |
| Awards | |
| Height | Average |
| Weight | It’s all muscle |
| Position | Award ceremonies and photo shoots only |
| 2014 Appearances | 12 |
| 2014 Goals | 18 |
| 2014 Majors | 4 |
| Brutality Rating | 0.2 |
| Alcohol Liability | 8/10 – $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ [REDACTED] |
| Biog | A rare sighting, only usually seen at photo shoots, cup finals or tours. Always liable to score a couple when he does show up though. |
