| Name | Matt Finch |
| Nickname(s) | Finchy, Major Mid-life, Hobo |
| Awards | Hardest Life outside of Polo 2014 |
| Height | Tall |
| Weight | Its all in the beard… |
| Position | Goalkeeper |
| 2014 Appearances | 11 |
| 2014 Goals | 24 |
| 2014 Majors | 6 |
| Brutality Rating | 0.5 |
| Alcohol Liability | 6/10 – can be counted on to provide the exotic booze. Drinks to forget his 14 mortgages… |
| Biog | A regular sight between the sticks. Popularized the pull out technique in 2013 – it never caught on… |
