Phil Richards

Squad No.
Birthday 28th April 1985
Age 37


Name Phil Richards
Nickname(s) Floater, Make Some Noise
Height 5′ 10”
Weight Trim. No doubt disguised by a distinct lack of hair
Position In the pit. Usually underwater
2014 Appearances 18
2014 Goals 24
2014 Majors 6
Brutality Rating 0.3
Alcohol Liability 6/10 – can get very messy but rarely needs babysitting
Biog Having taken a short break to chase some Swedish totty, Phil has returned to us and made it his personal mission to smash as much woodwork as is humanly possible. Occasionally he scores…