| Name | Rob Chapman |
| Nickname(s) | Sponge Rob Poo Pants. The Chap. Shatman, Chunderton-Smellybants |
| Awards | Worst Social Moment 2014, Chunder of the Year 2014 |
| Height | |
| Weight | Would be less if he showed up more often |
| Position | About 2m behind |
| 2014 Appearances | 15 |
| 2014 Goals | 11 |
| 2014 Majors | 15 |
| Brutality Rating | 1.4 |
| Alcohol Liability | 10/10 – see nickname |
| Biog | Chapman is an enigma wrapped in layers of terribly smelly chat. Quite often so horribly busy he cant play – he also spends far too much time sleeping on tour… |
