Rob Chapman

Squad No.
Birthday 15th July 1988
Age 33
Name Rob Chapman
Nickname(s) Sponge Rob Poo Pants. The Chap. Shatman, Chunderton-Smellybants
Awards Worst Social Moment 2014, Chunder of the Year 2014
Weight Would be less if he showed up more often
Position About 2m behind
2014 Appearances  15
2014 Goals  11
2014 Majors  15
Brutality Rating  1.4
Alcohol Liability 10/10 – see nickname
Biog Chapman is an enigma wrapped in layers of terribly smelly chat. Quite often so horribly busy he cant play – he also spends far too much time sleeping on tour…