Simon Tidy

Squad No.
Birthday 5th February 1969
Age 53
Name Simon Tidy
Nickname(s) Big Si
Height Tallish
Weight I’m definitely not offering to give him a piggy back. Weeblish
Position The Pit
2014 Appearances 7
2014 Goals scored 20
2014 Majors 2
Brutality Rating 0.1
Alcohol Liability 0/10 – unknown
Biog Si usually manages to play a few games every season for us before getting broken. Currently on the come back trail again. Infamous across the land for his no look back shot which either nestles in the top corner or troubles the table.