| Name | Simon Tidy |
| Nickname(s) | Big Si |
| Awards | |
| Height | Tallish |
| Weight | I’m definitely not offering to give him a piggy back. Weeblish |
| Position | The Pit |
| 2014 Appearances | 7 |
| 2014 Goals scored | 20 |
| 2014 Majors | 2 |
| Brutality Rating | 0.1 |
| Alcohol Liability | 0/10 – unknown |
| Biog | Si usually manages to play a few games every season for us before getting broken. Currently on the come back trail again. Infamous across the land for his no look back shot which either nestles in the top corner or troubles the table. |