Tom Burridge

Squad No.
Birthday 8th February 1990
Age 32
Name Tom Burridge
Nickname(s) Bummage, Plebington, Captain Banter
Awards He probably knows your mum 2014, Clubman of the Year 2013
Height Average
Weight It’s all in the gut
Position Always whinging in the refs ear
2014 Appearances 4
2014 Goals 8
2014 Majors 1
Brutality Rating 0.3
Alcohol Liability 2/10 – not much is known of the drunk bummage – he is probably spending too much time socialising
Biog A dedicated traveler, Bummage regularly travels from France to play for us. Still to get a proper job, still to move to London…