Tom Walklate

Squad No. 1
Birthday 5th April 1989
Age 33
Name Tom Walklate
Nickname(s) Lash Monster, Xerox
Awards Best Double Promotion 2014
Height Corporate big shot
Weight Increasing
Position Goalkeeper / Photocopier
2014 Appearances 12
2014 Goals conceded 103
2014 Majors 0
Brutality Rating 0.0
Alcohol Liability 9/10 – The Mummy – known to perform a majestic chunder dragon then sleep like a Mummy until the next morning
Biog A rare sight these days – Lash is so busy being a corporate big shot (Photocopier) he just doesn’t have the time to train or play anymore…